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Coffee Should Make Itself

Things I have been asked to fix today (all before 8 a.m.):



a knit blanket with an airplane stuck in it

a matchbox car that has been thrown one too many times

a soiled sheet

socks that make one's feet too slippery

milk

underwear that can't accommodate two legs in one hole

the deflated green arm of a balloon animal octopus

a broken friendship

an iPhone (in guided access)

books that won't stack properly

a blanket not perfectly flat

breakfast






 

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